Maintaining my in-the-moment awareness of ignoring you.

Go ahead, click it, you'll be AMAZED at what happens!

Mood: Time to make it happen ourselves.

Careful wishing for the next thing to come.

Ugly is in the eye of the beholder.

#ProBowlVote Carrot Top.

How it feels going back to work on Monday.

You can't always get what you want.

Find the things for which you're thankful.

Seriously, take a minute and fact-check it before you share it.

Overlooked again. I demand a recount.

What's in it for me?

Not all press is good press.

Sweet, sweet validation is only a click away.

Don't assume you know.

Cue the Kenny Loggins.

Is there really no such thing as a dumb question?

Some things are worth suffering for.

Gotta be reachable by phone.

Maybe people only ask you how you're doing 'cuz that's easier than lettin' on how little they could care.