Yep, wish I hadn't read that article before bed.

You can read this horror story for yourself: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/03/28/spiders-could-theoretically-eat-every-human-on-earth-in-one-year/?utm_term=.563198e32b74

Suffer for your fashion.

Just 'cuz you survived it, doesn't make it a good idea.

Work is now 24/7.

Spring (allergy season) has sprung!

May they rest in peace.

Ssshhh! The microwave is watching you!

Process complexification.

Unfortunately it seems to be a renewable resource.

We'll take whatever advancement they give us.

The benefits of long, loyal service.

Alternative Facts are better when written over a pretty picture.

Based on an actual Buzzfeed quiz.

Urp.

Everyone's got a side hustle these days.

Sounds like a Facebook discussion.

It all depends on your perspective.

Stop the wheel, I wanna get off.

Kinda like everyone on Facebook these days.

It's not just a list of experience, but experience you want to repeat.