I hate to say it, but The Book of Boba Fett is not good. They grossly overestimated how much I want to see of Tusken Raider culture, and grossly underestimated how much crime world stuff the crime lord show should have. This show needs to be a lot more Sopranos, less Dances With Wolves. The attempt to make the ruthless, mercenary bounty hunter into a nice guy seems… wrong. And this latest episode featured the lamest speeder chase ever.

As a lifelong Star Wars fan, I admit I’ll continue to watch the rest to see where it goes. But this is me going on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.